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AND THEN I CONQUERED THE OCEAN AND IT WAS AWESOME.

THE WATER KEEPS MOVING. IT'S SO WEIRD.

OKAY OKAY SO REMEMBER HOW WHEN I WENT TO THE OCEAN FOR THE FIRST TIME, I DIDN’T LIKE THE OCEAN BECAUSE IT WAS WET AND COLD? WELL I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT THE OCEAN, IT IS AWESOME. AUNTIE ARI TOOK LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES AND YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL HERE AND ALSO HERE.

I HAVE NOW BEEN TO THE BEACH TWO TIMES AND LAST MONTH I LEARNED TO FETCH WHICH IS APPARENTLY REALLY GOOD BECAUSE MUMMY AND AUNTIE ARI KEPT MAKING SQUEAKY NOISES AT ME AND TELLING ME I WAS A GOOD GIRL. WELL THAT WAS PRETTY COOL SO I DECIDED TO TRY FETCHING EVEN BETTER AND SO WHEN WE WENT TO THE BEACH I THOUGHT I COULD TRY THE OCEAN AGAIN.

I FOLLOWED AUNTIE ARI INTO THE OCEAN.

AND OMG GUYS IT WAS SO GREAT BECAUSE I AUNTIE ARI RAN INTO THE WATER AND I RAN AFTER HER AND THEN THE OCEAN WAS SORT OF ROLLING INTO ME AND I BARKED AT IT TO TELL IT TO STAY BACK.

I TOLD THE OCEAN TO STOP MOVING BUT IT WOULDN'T LISTEN.

BUT IT DIDN’T LISTEN SO IT LIFTED ME OFF MY FEET AND I HAD TO SWIM. SWIMMING IS WHERE YOU MOVE YOUR LEGS BACK AND FORTH SO YOU CAN MOVE THROUGH THE WATER LIKE YOU’RE WALKING EXCEPT IN WATER.

THEN MUMMY THREW A STICK AND TOLD ME TO FETCH IT. SHE THREW IT INTO THE WATER AND I DON’T THINK SHE BELIEVED I WOULD GET IT SINCE LAST TIME I WOULDN’T GO IN THE WATER BUT THIS TIME I HAD MADE FRIENDS WITH THE MOVING BITS SO I RAN IN AFTER IT AND I BROUGHT IT BACK. OCEAN-FETCHING IS EVEN BETTER THAN LAND-FETCHING BECAUSE MUMMY AND AUNTIE ARI AND AUNTIE KILEY MAKE SQUEAKY GOOD-DOG NOISES FOR HOURS AND HOURS AFTERWARD AND WERE SUPER-IMPRESSED THAT I AM NOW AN OCEAN FETCHING DOG.

THIS IS MY PINK PRINCESS OCEAN KONG.

GINNY CAME TO THE BEACH TOO BUT SHE IS NOT AN OCEAN FETCHING DOG. I DON’T THINK SHE LIKES THE BEACH VERY MUCH BECAUSE SHE STOOD ON THE SAND WITH MUMMY LOOKING SAD AND ANGRY AND HIDING BEHIND ROCKS UNTIL WE WENT HOME. ALSO SHE LOOKS REALLY SILLY WHEN SHE GETS WET.

GINNY ALSO DIDN'T FEEL LIKE FETCHING.

I LOOK LIKE A SLEEK OTTER WHICH IS LIKE A DOG EXCEPT IT LIVES IN THE OCEAN. MUMMY CALLED ME AN OTTER WHEN I SWAM OUT REALLY REALLY REALLY FAR FOR THE PINK WATER-KONG BECAUSE I AM A SUPER-AWESOME OCEAN FETCHING DOG LIKE IN THE MOVIES.

I WASN’T SURE ABOUT FETCHING AT FIRST BUT NOW IT IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER. I FETCHED FOR TWO WHOLE HOURS ON OUR LAST TRIP TO THE BEACH AND I WOULD HAVE KEPT FETCHING EXCEPT WE HAD TO GO HOME SO I COULD TAKE A NAP.

HERE IS A VIDEO AUNTIE ARI MADE OF ME FETCHING. SOME OF IT IS OCEAN-FETCHING AND SOME OF IT IS LAND-FETCHING BUT IT IS ALL FETCHING. ALSO YOU CAN SEE MY SPECIAL UNIQUE PEKOE WAY OF SWIMMING WHICH MUMMY SAYS IS LIKE A UNICORN AND THEN LAUGHS REALLY HARD. I DO NOT KNOW WHY IT IS FUNNY BUT IT IS VERY EFFECTIVE.

IN SUMMATION THE BEACH IS SUPER-AWESOME BECAUSE THERE IS SAND AND SEAWEED TO CHASE AND OTHER DOGS AND THE OCEAN AND THE SUPER WATER PRINCESS KONG AND SNACKS FROM THE GROCERY STORE WITH THE TARTS I’M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE. THE ONLY THING I DON’T LIKE IS AT THE END OF THE DAY WHERE I HAVE TO DRY OFF BUT I THINK IT’S PROBABLY WORTH IT BECAUSE I GOT TO CONQUER THE SEA AND THAT’S PRETTY COOL.

SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD A DOG I AM.

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