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I AM GOING TO START A REVOLUTION.

MAYBE YOU DON’T KNOW BUT RIGHT NOW IS THE WORLD CUP. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS IT IS A BIG DEAL WHERE LOTS OF SOCCER PLAYERS COME TO THE SAME PLACE AND PLAY TO SEE WHO IS THE VERY BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

MUMMY WENT OUT TODAY AND LEFT THE TV ON AND AUNTIE ARI WAS WORKING IN HER ROOM USING THE TAPPY TYPING-THING SO I WAS ON THE COUCH AND I WATCHED A BUNCH OF SOCCER AND IT WAS PRETTY GREAT.

DOG IN FRONT OF TV

I HAVE A GENIUS PLAN TO MAKE SOCCER FIFTY BILLION TIMES BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS.

HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT ARE CONFUSING ABOUT SOCCER.

IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW SOCCER IS WHAT IS CALLED FOOTBALL EVERYWHERE BUT AMERICA AND ALSO CANADA WHERE I LIVE EXCEPT SOMETIMES IT IS CALLED FOOTBALL HERE TOO.

THERE IS ALSO A DIFFERENT GAME IN CANADA CALLED FOOTBALL WHICH IS PLAYED WITH YOUR HANDS WHICH IS CONFUSING BECAUSE IN SOCCER YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO USE YOUR HANDS AT ALL. AND IN AMERICA THERE IS ANOTHER OTHER GAME CALLED FOOTBALL WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM FOOTBALL IN CANADA BECAUSE OF THE SIZE OF THE GRASS THEY USE AND ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT BALLS. (I THOUGHT THE HUMANS MEANT THE SHAPE BECAUSE THERE IS A DIFFERENT SHAPED BALL USED IN FOOTBALL THAN IN SOCCER-FOOTBALL BUT I GUESS IT IS ANOTHER BALL AGAIN BECAUSE MUMMY AND AUNTIE ARI KEPT LAUGHING ABOUT IT SO THAT’S PROBABLY NOT IT.)

ANYWAY I LIKE SOCCER-FOOTBALL BETTER THAN FOOTBALL-FOOTBALL BECAUSE THE BALL IS ROUND AND I CAN BITE IT WITH MY TEETH WITHOUT POKING THROUGH IT AND I CAN ALSO ROLL AROUND WITH IT ON THE GRASS AND DO SOMERSAULTS AND HIT IT WITH MY HEAD AND IT ROLLS AND I CAN’T DO THAT WITH A FOOTBALL-FOOTBALL. IT IS ALSO MADE OF LEATHER IF IT IS AN EXPENSIVE FOOTBALL WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS TO CHEW. MUMMY AND AUNTIE ARI LIKE FOOTBALL BECAUSE THE BOYS WEAR LITTLE SHORTS AND TALL SOCKS AND HUG EACH OTHER A LOT AND APPARENTLY THAT IS GOOD. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS EXCEPT THAT BOYS ARE FUN TO CHASE AND BARK AT, WHICH I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO.

I AM PRETTY AWESOME TOO.

MY AWESOME IDEA MAKES ME SUPER HAPPY. I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP.

ANYWAY HERE IS MY IDEA FOR A REVOLUTION. I THINK THAT THE THING THEY NEED IN SOCCER IS TO PUT DOGS ON THEIR TEAMS, MOSTLY ME. THERE ARE LOTS OF TIMES WHEN THEY KICK THE BALL AT EACH OTHER AND THE OTHER PERSON’S SUPPOSED TO CATCH IT WITH HIS FEET BUT THE OTHER PERSON ISN’T THERE AND IT MAKES MUMMY YELL BECAUSE HE DIDN’T RUN FAST ENOUGH AND THE BALL GOT AWAY. I AM VERY SKILLED AT CATCHING BALLS AND KEEPING THEM FROM RUNNING AWAY AND SO I WOULD BE AWESOME AT CATCHING THE BALL BEFORE THE OTHER TEAM COULD GET IT. AND THEN I WOULD MAKE THE BOYS CHASE ME WHICH WOULD BE MUCH BETTER EXERCISE THAN KICKING IT INTO A BOX AT THE END OF THE GRASS AND MAKING EVERYBODY MAD. MUMMY IS ALWAYS SAYING HOW I NEED LOTS OF EXERCISE AND I DON’T THINK THE BOYS ARE GETTING ENOUGH. I WOULD MAKE SURE THEY HAD A LOT MORE FUN THAN STANDING AROUND WAITING FOR THE MAN WITH THE FLAGS TO DO SOMETHING WHICH THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME DOING.

ANYWAY THAT IS MY GENIUS REVOLUTION PLAN AND IF YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SOCCER BOYS AN EMAIL OR SOMETHING OR JUST TELL ME SO THAT I CAN TELL MUMMY. SHE THINKS I’M BEING SILLY BUT THEN SHE GIVES ME A BISCUIT SO I DON’T MIND HER THINKING SO.

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