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PEKOE IS A COMMUNICATOR

PEKOE IS A MASTER COMMUNICATOR. I HAVE MANY WAYS OF COMMUNICATING. I HAVE YELPING AND BARKING AND WAGGING AND PACING AND GRUNTING AND NUDGING AND MOANING AND TWITTERING AND ROLLING MY EYES AND MORE BARKING AND BLOGGING.

BUT MY MUMMY IS A BAD LISTENER.

PEKOE IS CLASSICALLY TRAGIC

LAST NIGHT, WHEN I WOKE UP AT EARLY IN THE EARLY MORNING AT NIGHT AND MY TUMMY FELT SICK, I WENT OVER TO MY SLEEPY MUMMY AND SAID:

“Forsooth! Maiden mother from whom my loyalty hangs like the pale light from the face of the moon – arise!”

AND MY MUMMY SAID: “Gnerl? Go back to sleep.”

AND SO I SAID: “Sleeping Athena! Rise to all your bipedal glory. For mine stomach is full of grumblings like the cankerous under wave voice of the Titans. And unlike proud Jupiter, I must obey.

AND THEN MUMMY SAID: “It’s one o’clock in the morning, Pekoe. Go back to sleep or I’m sending you back to the shelter.”

AND I SAID: “Your jesting tone doth much belie the wounding nature of your words. However, I must insist.”

SO I BARKED AND WHINED AT HER UNTIL SHE PUT ME IN THE KITCHEN.

AND THEN I SAID: “Awake! Arise! The Hun of digestion is at the bodily gates! And I do not wish to soil our fine domicile and slight the household gods!”

AND MUMMY SAID: “I hate you so much right now.”

PRINCESS PEKOE IS A PRETTY PRINCESS

SO WE WENT FOR A SECRET NIGHT WALK IN THE DARK AND IT WAS SCARY BUT MUMMY PROTECTED ME FROM THE BUSHES AND THE COUCHES AND I PROTECTED HER FROM THE NINJAS SHE CANNOT SEE.

AND WENT WE GOT BACK, MY TUMMY FELT BETTER AND I JUMPED ON MUMMY’S BED AND WENT TO SLEEP.

MUMMY IS SO DENSE SOMETIMES.

One Comment

  1. kiley says:

    Epic.

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