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THIS IS A DOGGY COUNTDOWN

THIS MORNING MUMMY AND AUNTIE ARI TOOK A MILLION BILLION YEARS TO GET UP SO I CRIED BECAUSE I WOULDN’T SETTLE DOWN LAST NIGHT SO I HAD TO SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. AFTER AUNTIE ARI GOT UP AND LET ME OUT MUMMY STILL WASN’T UP SO I TOOK MY PILLOW INTO THE HALLWAY AND LAID DOWN ON IT AND LOOKED SAD. WHEN THAT DIDN’T WORK I WENT AND GOT MY SQUEAKY OCTOPUS AND I THREW IT ON THE FLOOR AND IT BOUNCED AND I CHASED IT AND RAN INTO MUMMY’S DOOR BUT SHE STILL DIDN’T WAKE UP. I WAS GETTING BORED THEN SO I WATCHED AUNTIE ARI MAKE BREAKFAST AND SHE GAVE ME SOME CHEESE SO THAT WAS ALL RIGHT.

I DON’T LIKE MOVIES VERY MUCH BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE BORING. I HAVE TO LIE DOWN AND BE VERY CALM WHICH IS NOT FUN. THIS MORNING MUMMY AND AUNTIE ARI WERE WATCHING A MOVIE ON THE TV AND MUMMY SAID WE’D GO FOR A WALK AFTER IT WAS DONE BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO WAIT. I DID ANYWAY BECAUSE I AM A GOOD DOG.

MUMMY SAID I HAD TO STAY UNTIL THE MOVIE WAS OVER, BUT I ALMOST SNEAKED AWAY.

IT'S OKAY NOW THOUGH BECAUSE WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK.

ON TUESDAY I AM GOING TO THE VET FOR SHOTS WHICH I DON’T LIKE AND A CHECKUP WHICH I DON’T LIKE EVEN MORE. THE VET POKES ME WITH THINGS AND DOES COLD THINGS TO MY SOFT PARTS BUT I GET TREATS AT THE END AND ANYWAY I AM A GOOD DOG SO I BEHAVE ANYWAY. I HAD A MEAN VET ONCE WHO SHAVED MY LEG AND MADE ME GO TO SLEEP BECAUSE I WAS SCARED AND DIDN’T LIKE HIM BUT I WAS ONLY SCARED BECAUSE HE WAS MEAN AND DIDN’T LIKE DOGS VERY MUCH WHICH I THINK MEANS HE’S STUPID AND PICKED THE WRONG JOB. I LIKE MY VET NOW BECAUSE SHE TELLS ME I AM A GOOD DOG AND I GET TO STAND ON THE TABLE WHICH I’M NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOME.

AT THE END OF THIS MONTH I WILL HAVE BEEN PEKOE BROWN FOR ONE WHOLE YEAR. I AM VERY EXCITED. AUNTIE ARI SAYS I SHOULD GET A CAKE TO CELEBRATE MY DOGIVERSARY WHICH I THINK IS A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE CAKE IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA. I WANT ONE WITH BEEF AND SPRINKLES. I THINK THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

ALSO THIS WEEK I AM STARTING SCHOOL WHICH I AM NERVOUS ABOUT BUT NOT VERY MUCH BECAUSE I AM ALREADY VERY SMART AND KNOW LOTS OF TRICKS. MUMMY SAYS I MUST BEHAVE AND DO WHAT THEY SAY SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN BE A REAL GOOD DOG AND NOT GET SO EXCITED WHEN I SEE OTHER DOGS OR SQUIRRELS OR NINJAS OR OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS. MUMMY SAYS THAT I AM 65% GOOD DOG. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I THINK 65 IS LESS THAN THE WHOLE THING SO I WILL TRY HARD.

ON THIS MORNING’S WALK I AM GOING TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NINJAS BECAUSE THEY ARE A RISING THREAT. A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER DOGS HAVE SAID THEY ARE ALL OVER THE CITY AND THEY ARE DRIVING BIG WHITE CARS AND WEARING BLUE NINJA OUTFITS AND WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE UP TO BUT IT IS PROBABLY NO GOOD.

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